Smosh — Hardcore Max 2

Текст песни: Hardcore Max 2

Hardcore Max 2 Lyrics[Intro]
MAX!
Max has a car, that's really sweet!
Doesn't wear a seatbelt, cause that's for geeks!
Not just that, but it chafes his neck!
And he thinks it's stupid as heck!

[Chorus]
Max! Max! Max!
Max just got a car!
Yeah, a car!
A two-door freakin' car!
It's fast! It's fast!
It's really freakin' fast!
And, it is, really badass!
[Verse 1]
Max doesn't stop at stop signs, 'cause they're retarded
What is that smell I'm smelling? He just farted!
Never signals while changing lanes!
Drives with no hands cause he's insane!
And if you think that is absurd!
He'll turn to you and flip a bird!

[Chorus]
Max! Max! Max!
Max just got a car!
Yeah, a car!
A two-door freakin' car!
It has, gold rims!
They are really sick!
Yeah, like Max!
Max is really sick!

[Verse 2]
He talks on his cell phone, he doesn't use a Bluetooth!
And if you dent his car, he'll hit your face like Babe Ruth!
Uses the most expensive gas!
His driving skills are unsurpassed!
Does donuts every chance he gets!
He's even cooler than Pete Wentz!
[Chorus]
Max! Max! Max!
Max just got a car!
Yeah, a car!
A two-door freakin' car!
He will, get his, license in six months!
For now, he has, a provisional license!

[Bridge]
Wait!
He only has his provisional driver's license?
But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times!
What!?
His mom's been in the back seat the whole time?
So she's condoning these illegal activities!?
Shame on you, Max's mom!
Shame!

[Chorus]
Max! Look out! A cliff!
Right in front of you!
Yeah! A cliff!
A big ass freakin' cliff!
Crap! You are, flying off the cliff!
I hope, you are, wearing your seatbelt!
[Outro]
Oh, wait he's not wearing his seatbelt!
I guess he didn't like how it felt!
Now he's broken his manly legs!
Let's hope he won't repeat the same mistakes!
MAX!