Smosh — FIRETRUCK!

Текст песни: FIRETRUCK!

Firetruck! Lyrics[Ian:]
Here's the thing about saying "firetruck"!
It starts with "F" and it ends with "UCK"!
So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck
You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K!"
Hey look at that, they just bleeped me!
Instead say "firetruck", it's so easy!
And I'd like to take a moment, just sit right there
I'll tell you how you can say "firetruck" anywhere!

[Ian and Anthony:]
Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK!
Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK!
You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK!
Fail your class, FIRETRUCK!
Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK!
Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK!
Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK!
Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK!
No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK!
Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK!
Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK!
Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK!
[Anthony:]
Say "firetruck" every chance you see!
It's even more fun when it gets bleeped!
Say it with me now, don't make this suck
F*****UCK!

[Ian:]
Whoa man, did you just say "f**k"?
[Anthony:]
Naw man, I just said "firetruck"!
[Ian:]
But when you bleep it, it says "f**k"
[Anthony:]
Who cares, man? We're sayin' "firetruck"!

[Ian and Anthony:]
Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK!
IPhone bill, FIRETRUCK!
Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK!
Crash your car, FIRETRUCK!
Into your dog, FIRETRUCK!
Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK!


[Anthony:]
Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
[Ian:]
And your dad
[Anthony:]
This is just getting ridiculous!
[Ian:]
You act like it's not normal…
[Anthony:]
IT ISN'T NORMAL!
[Ian:]
It is in Canada…
[Anthony:]
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
[Ian:]
...Yes
[Ian and Anthony:]
Fail science, FIRETRUCK!
Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK!
There's over 500 Pokemon?! WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!
Lose the game, FIRETRUCK!
David Blaine, FIRETRUCK!
Get ran over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK!

[Ian:]
Yeah. Next time you wanna say the F-word… just say "firetruck". It's more polite

[Anthony:]
And if you didn't like this song, go firetruck yourself2