Smosh — Boxman
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Boxman Smosh04:42
Текст песни: Boxman
Boxman Lyrics[Verse 1] So let me tell you how this all came to be I'm doin' this, here, rap for your safety So all you kids don't mess up like me And be disowned by your family So check it, this is how it all began I was chillin', eatin' some raisin bran I decided it was time to get a tan So I grabbed my scissors and then I ran I forgot my house was two-stories tall I missed the first step and began to fall What happened next, I could not recall I was impaled by the scissors and that's not all I thought I could get some help on the street I got run over by a f--king Jeep The rest of this mess, I will not repeat To help keep your lunch, I've been discrete [Hook 1] Box The Boxman He's the Boxman He's the Boxman He's a box He's a Boxman Boxman He's the box, man [Verse 2] I woke up in a strange location Some dirty bum had an explanation Apparently, he had no education He turned my body into an abomination He said he found me on the road, nearly dead It was necessary he fix my torso and my head He had no human parts, so he used a box instead The news was so overwhelming that I fled [Hook 2] The Boxman He's the Boxman He's the Boxman He's a box [Spoken Break] Yo, what's up homie? You know that Boxman? Yeah, he used to be a part of my clique Yeah, well what about now? I don't know man, he can suck my- [Verse 3] It's hard to live with a body of cardboard You'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored But since the accident, I've always been ignored I trust, one day, that my hope will be restored I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me But, of course, no girl likes a guy made of tree I get so desperate that I cry and I plea I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me Hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley If I ever want to travel across the sea I disguise myself as a package and fly for free Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell So that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell [Hook 3] The Boxman He's the Boxman He's the Boxman He's a box He's a Boxman He's a box The Boxman He's the Boxman He's the Boxman He's a box The Boxman He's the Boxman He's the Boxman He's a box He's a Boxman Boxman He's the box, man
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