Rucka Rucka ALI — Boom Boom Pow PARODY Ching Chang Chong
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Boom Boom Pow PARODY Ching Chang Chong Rucka Rucka ALI03:35
Текст песни: Boom Boom Pow PARODY Ching Chang Chong
Ching Chang Chong Lyrics[Intro] Oh hello please You can call me DJ Not Nice I run a dry cleaning service in Detroit You want black-belt? Ten dollar cash? No ticket, no laundry! Here we go! [Bridge: (Ching Chang Chong) repeated] Oh yeah I smack a bitch if I have to tell her twice Here we go everybody Help me sing this song Rucka Rucka Ali Number one in USA [Verse 1] I talk like Ching Chang Chong You walk into my store Say hurry up and buy This is America They call me Jackie Chan I come here from Japan I talk like Ching Chang Chong Welcome (Sing my song) I got that how u cow I give you eggroll now Don't care if you want steak I give you by mistake You want some won-ton soup? I give you eggdrop, oops I talk like Ching Chang Chong Don't fuck with Viet Cong! With my ninja-supplies I catch you by surprise I throw my ninja dagger Hit you between the eyes! I cook my Black-Eyed Peas While the black guy pees Please, wear a black tie, please Tell the black guy "Peace" I use my kung-fu grip To slap your bitch's tits My people come to your village And tear your heart to bits I teach you tai-kwan-do You come to my condo I cook up crack you smoke You think I be some joke? If you think I'm Chinese I be like "Ninja please" My people come from China But we not from Beijing We won Olympic games Because, you wimps can't play My people wear diapers No time for bathroom breaks Ching Chong! [Chorus] Ninjas in the place Do the Ching Chang Chong Throw your nunchucks in the air Rucka like sideways vagina [Verse 2] Call me DJ Not Nice I eat no food but rice Ancient Korean recipe I get from Jesus Christ Have you achieved the Zen? I give you two-for-ten We drink two Heineken I be your Chinese friend You bitches grind on me Not if you Taiwanese I make you bitches cry With cream of some young guy I eat my Ramen cup Where did my mom end up? I left her in Tokyo Those Filipino sluts I don't like Kim Jung Il! He tried to get me kill He fire blank missiles All up close in my grill Wait, who just bombed Detroit? The city's been destroyed It was the Japanese Hello, remember me? [Chorus] Motherfuckers in this bitch Do the Ching Chang Chong [Outro: (Ching Chang Chong) repeated] Yeah It would be great honor To enter every vagina in this party I have disgraced my father For every vagina I have not entered By force Open sesame, seed chicken Crowded elevator Smell different to midget Confucius say You ever see Ninja turtle movie? I was the third Clansman2
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