Rucka Rucka ALI — Osama Bin Found
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Osama Bin Found Rucka Rucka ALI04:45
Текст песни: Osama Bin Found
Osama Bin Found Lyrics[Intro: Announcer , Donald Trump, Lil Jon] We now return to Celebrity Apprentice Now Lil Jon, why you think ya team lost? What? You're supposed to be this great rapper How'd you lose a rap battle with the deaf bitch? We interrupt your program for a special word from the president of America [Verse 1: Obama] My fellow Americans I have, uh, some shit to tell you I know one president gettin' some anal from Michelle Bitch, I got him, saw Bin Laden out in Pakistan And shot him in the dome and told him There you go, I got him yo, solved a fuckin' problem, Joe Let's break out the Hennessy Everybody smack a bitch around from here to Tennessee Now let us see which durka durka wants another round from me Thought I told you crackers you don't wanna fuck around with me [Verse 2: Osama Bin Laden] Ayy, bro, recognize me? I look like the durky, sellin' you a slurpee So much noise about me Everybody judge me, no one ever loves me They say that I'm dead But they don't even know, I work at liquor store They test my DNA This says Kareem Abdul Jabbar, yeah, that's him I drive a cab in New York, I did 9/11 I fight for Jihad, Al-Qaeda give me discount card [Chorus: Obama & Osama Bin Laden] Bitch, please, b-b-bitch, please Get off your fuckin' camel Get your fuckin' sandals Takin', we're t-t-takin' All your fuckin' countries From you fuckin' monkeys Bro, I'm from Africa I come from Baghdad The Jews took my cologne I smell like a dog [Verse 3: Barack Obama] Mr. President, who should we blow up next? Well, I know Prince William, he livin' like a king He don't do shit, he just sit and get shit for free How the hell are you gon' let him pay his wedding With the money he took from you, motherfucker Let him pay for it What a bunch of pale, cross-bred, yeah, they all fail One of them is dead and the others should be all in jail Oh, Prince Charles, livin' large But your mum in charge, fuck you William And tell the Queen to slob all on my knob [Verse 4: The Queen] We're all livin' like kings Rapin' all the peasants, takin' all their presents So much nice things We could have it all, we take it from the poor (Hehe) They say we're inbred I gotta fuck me cousin, take a look at London They mad, they want bread But they can eat me ass poo (*Laughter*) [Chorus: Obama & Osama Bin Laden] Bitch, please, b-b-bitch please Take off the fuckin' crown and Blow your fuckin' man bitch Hey Queen, h-h-hey Queen Get off the fuckin' horse and make a fuckin' sandwich Bro, fuck you William And fuck your fat whore Bitch, you can suck my balls I fuck you by force [Verse 5: Donald Trump] Hello, my name is Donnie Trump (Donnie Trump) I make a billion every time I take a dump (Take a dump) I don't need to win the White House, I'll just buy it (Buy it) I bought the Taliban and told Osama that he's fired (Fired) Now I'm a smart guy, what the hell's this Royal Wedding? (Wedding) I bought the palace and I'll move in when I'm fuckin' ready (Ready) So when you see the Prince of England Stare and point and say "Ayy, you got some free shit bozo" (You got some free shit) You got some free shit, free shit, it's free shit [Chorus: Donald Trump & Osama Bin Laden] Bitch, please, b-b-bitch please Get all ya fuckin' boys and Watch my fuckin' show, yeah Takin', we're t-t-takin' All ya fuckin' oil, yeah bitch, O'Doyle rules Bro, I'm from Africa Don't fuck with my bros My crew's from Mexico I blow myself up [Verse 6: Barack Obama] My fellow Americans Today Osama Bin Laden was found at a 7-11 in Pakistan, Ohio I greeted him there myself with a birthday card As I haven't seen him in over 10 years I asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party He declined, so I shot him in the face, myself We can all rest assured that Michelle will be givin' me a blowjob tonight With her mouth this time [Outro: Barack Obama] Am I really the first black man that has to convince people I killed somebody? Michelle, what's that smell?
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