Toby Keith — The Critic (The Bus Songs 2017)
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The Critic (The Bus Songs 2017) Toby Keith03:38
Текст песни: The Critic (The Bus Songs 2017)
The Critic Lyrics[Intro] Tell it like it is [Verse 1] He gets up real early on his morning drive Down to the office for his 9 to 5 He drives a 94, 2 ton, economy car Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar that he's The Critic Yea, I can hook you up, I know everybody, in the business [Verse 2] He flunked junior high band he couldn't march in time He tried to write a song once, he couldn't make it rhyme He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar He just never quite had what it took to be a star, so he's a critic I work for the Gazette man I got a real job [Verse 3] He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise His boss said I can't even tell if anybody's even reading your page [Break] Yeah [Verse 4] So he thought and he thought a little more He caught a young hot star heading into town And then he hid behind his typewriter and gunned the boy down Here come the letters, the e-mails, the faxes They raised him to 20,000 dollars after taxes He's a happy critic He's rolling in the dough [Verse 5] Man I could do this forever this is easy everybody's reading my column! Please don't tell my mom, that I write the music column for the Gazette She still thinks I play piano down at the Cathouse Let's get funky with this now boys play it on out [Bridge] Come on Shannon There's ole Biff jumping in Liam's laying it down Come on Shannon Aw yeah, my man Steve [Verse 6] Man my fingers are getting tired y'all going to have to hurry This snapping thing wearing me out Hello Shannon Guess he's on coffee break man They're going to love you cause they already love me (Yeah!) It's the Critic
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