Chris Moyles — Big Bum

Текст песни: Big Bum

Look at me baby, I'm a sex machine
I may look really dirty, but I keep my undies clean
Hardly knew I'd been around for years
But I still go out drinking beers
Now don't you dare laugh cause you think I'm old
I spank the ladies' bottoms cause I'm very very bold
My ass is getting flabby, but I ain't gonna worry
Cause baby I go news for you

(Chorus)
Big bum, big bum, I've a big bum
I may be pushing 60 but I still turn ladies on
Big bum, Big bum, I've a big bum
It's tight, it's firm, it's Number 1

Now don't get me wrong, ain't gonna do you no harm
Put your hands on my ass cheeks and my bum will keep you warm
It's big, it's hot, it's like a radiator
Baby check me out cause I'm a sexy alligator
Ladies out there, listening to me
I've had a sexy bottom since the age of 23
And yes I must react to claims that my -
Ass was put together in a factory in Dubai

(Chorus x 2)